Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Patty shares her relationship witticisms (containing nuggets of wisdom such as Never go to bed angry. Play hard to get. Sexual favors in exchange for cleaning up the cat vomit is a good and fair trade…“), while Roz highlights each one-liner with her classic illustrations. You Can Only Yell At Me For One Thing at a Time is the perfect gift for your significant other, friendly anti-Valentine’s Day crusader, or anyone in your life who wants a good laugh about the absurdity of love.

Roz and Patty will present their hysterical new book with a visual presentation and conversation.

Find a city near you:

 

NEW YORK
Greenlight Bookstore
Date: Monday, January 13
Time: 7:30 PM
Location: Greenlight Bookstore (Ft. Greene location), 686 Fulton St, Brooklyn, NY 11217
More information: greenlightbookstore.com
*Free, open to the public

The Strand
Date: Tuesday, January 14
Time: 7:00 PM
Location: The Strand, 828 Broadway, New York, NY 10003
Purchase tickets: strandbooks.com
*Tickets required

 

CONNECTICUT
The Darien Community Association with Barrett Bookstore
Date: Wednesday, January 15
Time: 7:00 PM
More Information: The Darien Community Association, 274 Middlesex Road, Darien, CT
Purchase tickets: dariendca.org
*Tickets required

 

MASSACHUSETTS
Center for the Arts at the Somerville Armory with Brookline Booksmith
Date: Thursday, January 16
Time: 7:30 PM
Location: Center for the Arts at the Somerville Armory, 191 Highland Ave, Somerville, MA 02143
Purchase tickets: ticketmaster.com
*Tickets required

Wellesley Bookstore
Date: Friday, January 17
Time: 7:00 PM
Location: Wellesley Bookstore, 82 Central St, Wellesley, MA 02482
Purchase tickets: store.wellesleybooks.com
*Tickets required

 

MAINE
Print Bookstore
Date: Saturday, January 18
Time: 7:00 PM
Location: Print Bookstore, 273 Congress St, Portland, ME 04101
More Information: printbookstore.com
*Free, open to the public

 

CALIFORNIA
First Congregational Church of Oakland with Booksmith
Date: Tuesday, January 21
Time: 7:00 PM
Location: First Congregational Church of Oakland, 2501 Harrison St, Oakland, CA 94612
Purchase tickets: rulesforcouples.bpt.me
*Tickets required

DNA’s Comedy Lab with Bookshop Santa Cruz
Date: Wednesday, January 22
Time: 7:00 PM
Location: DNA’s Comedy Lab, 155 S River St, Santa Cruz, CA 95060
Purchase tickets: bookshopsantacruz.com
*Tickets required

Kepler’s Literary Foundation
Date: Thursday, January 23
Time: 7:30 PM
Location: Kepler’s Books, 1010 El Camino Real, Menlo Park, CA 94025
Purchase tickets: eventbrite.com
*Tickets required

 

TEXAS
Arts & Letters Live at the Dallas Museum of Art
Date: Saturday, January 25
Time: 7:30 PM
Location: Dallas Museum of Art, 1717 N Harwood St, Dallas, TX 75201
Purchase tickets: dma.org
*Tickets required

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