Best Offer Wins

A Novel

By Marisa Kashino
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Title: Best Offer Wins
Author: Marisa Kashino
ISBN: 9781250400543
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An insanely competitive housing market. A desperate buyer on the edge. In Marisa Kashino’s darkly hilarious debut novel, Best Offer Wins, the white picket fence becomes the ultimate symbol of success—and obsession. How far would you go for the house of your dreams?

Eighteen months and 11 lost bidding wars into house-hunting in the overheated Washington, DC suburbs, 37-year-old publicist Margo Miyake gets a tip about the perfect house, in the perfect neighborhood, slated to come up for sale in one month. Desperate to escape the cramped apartment she shares with her husband Ian — and in turn, get their marriage, plan to have a baby, and whole life back on track — Margo becomes obsessed with buying the house before it’s publicly listed and the masses descend (with unbeatable, all-cash offers in hand).

A little stalking? Harmless. A bit of trespassing? Necessary. As Margo infiltrates the homeowners’ lives, her tactics grow increasingly unhinged—but just when she thinks she’s won them over, she hits a snag in her plan. Undeterred, Margo will prove again and again that there’s no boundary she won’t cross to seize the dream life she’s been chasing. The most unsettling part? You’ll root for her, even as you gasp in disbelief.

Dark, biting, and laugh-out-loud funny, Best Offer Wins is a propulsive debut and a razor-sharp exploration of class, ambition, and the modern housing crisis.

Marisa Kashino - Credit_ Laura Metzler Photography
Marisa Kashino was a journalist for 17 years, most recently at The Washington Post. She spent the bulk of her career at Washingtonian magazine, writing long-form features and overseeing the real estate and home design coverage. She grew up near Seattle, graduating from the University of Washington with a degree in journalism and political science. She lives in the DC area with her husband, two dogs, and two cats. Best Offer Wins is her first novel.

Praise for Marisa Kashino

“A biting debut novel that might seem unbelievable but is utterly, gasp-inducingly, guffaw-out-loud fun.”

Booklist

“A sharp, emotionally charged take on the real-estate rat race, blending millennial anxieties with biting humor… hilariously chaotic and surprisingly resonant.”

Library Journal

“A wicked satirical thriller about the cutthroat world of Washington, D.C., area real estate… this darkly comedic novel of millennial anxieties will likely strike an uncomfortable chord.”

Publishers Weekly

“A darkly funny thriller whose protagonist grows more unhinged as the novel progresses. You’ll find yourself whispering OMG through every diabolical scene.”

Real Simple

“Thank God this book exists – it’s a slick, mischievous thriller about the longing to find home and beauty in an impossible economy. Kashino crafts her story so immaculately, as the protagonist’s deeds become darker, dirtier and more twisted, you simply root for her even harder.”

Tobi Coventry
author of He's the Devil

“Irresistible, elegantly written, and timely as hell, Best Offer Wins puts a sinister spin on today’s cutthroat real estate market. We may not want to root for Margo on her rage-fueled quest, full of dark twists, for her “dream home,” but her voice is too alluring to refuse.”

Laura Sims
author of Looker and How Can I Help You